19) Hairy Villain
Female conversation in Toronto:
“I’ve never seen anyone who grows hair there!”
“Now you have.”.
Male conversation in Beirut:
Trainer at gym: “Who was that girl you brought with you to the gym yesterday?”
My friend: “My best friend of 13 years, why?”
Trainer at gym: “She had armpit hair. I don’t recommend you bring her with you anywhere. She’ll embarrass you!”